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se7enteenblack:

lightur:

neopats:

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

that was so hype what

how

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

nerdyginger16:

thefaultinourdeductions:

forgetmenotsinthetardis:

themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

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Reblog if your icon is a perfect person.

Reblog if your icon is a perfect person.

Reblog if you’re a self-taught artist.

princess-larienne:

oink8:

sanzosin:

cranky-crustaceans:

redconvoy:

ask-the-journalist-ponies:

Wanna see how many there are.

Same here

If by self taught you mean years of doodles, crying over your pathetic art, tearing up thousands of drawings and then finally drawing something you’re proud of… ONLY TO HATE IT 5 DAYS LATER

Then yes. I am self taught.

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hell yeah i am! //raises both hands and feet

You’ve got that right, Dean.

chernoalfa:

honhonbattertot:

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

laterovaries:

peendivision:

ohhiddles-myhiddles:

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

peendivision, i’m looking at youse.

where were those when we needed them for … er… science when the Crimson Peak photos broke?  I’m looking at you, Lab Supply Personnel.

Accurate.

such a great answer (x)

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

mangolicioustastytasty:

Sticks and stones may break your bones but tv shows and books will crush your soul to a million pieces

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

Ask me “have you evers!”

You + _______= Cute Couple

Tell me who you ship me with